The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH

The 2-Minute Drill

Stop overcomplicating it. Most routines are for influencers with too much time. This is for men with work to do. Wash away the grit, apply the serum to repair the damage, and mist the spray to lock it in. Three steps. Two minutes. Zero excuses.

Powered by The North

We don't use floral fillers. We use the forest. This bundle is packed with unique Finnish ingredients like Lion’s Mane Mushroom to rebuild collagen and Birch Sap to hydrate deeper than water ever could. It’s nature’s way of preserving you.

The "Daddy" Effect

There is a fine line between looking "distinguished" and looking "old." This routine erases the exhaustion while keeping the character. Tighten the skin, reduce the redness, and get the glow that commands respect instantly.

Free "True Whiskey" Parfum

You are getting our signature "True Whiskey" Parfum for free (€50 value). It doesn't smell like a department store; it smells like leather, tobacco, and success. It is the perfect finishing touch to your new armor.

Risk-Free Upgrade

We are so confident this will change your mirror game that we back it 100%. If you don't see a younger, sharper version of yourself staring back at you, we refund every cent. You keep the products. No hard feelings.

100.000+ Satisfied Customers!

Reclaim Your Edge. The "Finnish Skincare Trinity" for Men Who Refuse to Fade Away.

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The World Hasn't Stopped Watching. You Just Stopped Caring.

You’ve noticed it. The younger guys in the office getting the looks. The mirror showing a face that looks exhausted even when you've slept. 

 

You aren't "old"—but your skin is betraying you. It’s losing its elasticity, its brightness, its danger. Most skincare is designed for women or boys. It’s soft. It’s complicated. 

 

You don't need a 10-step floral routine. You need armor.

Shut up and take my money

3 Steps. 
2 Minutes. 
Zero Bullsh*t.

The Solution (The "Finnish Trinity")

Step 1: The Reset (Face Wash)

Strips away the grime of the grind without stripping your skin. Prepares the canvas.

Step 2: The Weapon (Serum)

Infused with Lion's Mane Mushroom and Birch Sap. Repairs damage, tightens lines, and brings the blood back to the surface.

Step 3: The Shield (God Spray)

Probiotic Kombucha protection. A final mist that locks in power and keeps you looking fresh all day.
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH

The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle

€64,90
€127,96

THE ANTI-AGING BUNDLE: CHEAT DEATH, LOOK LIKE A GOD.

Let’s be honest. You’ve lived a life. Late nights, questionable decisions, and the kind of stress that would kill a lesser man. It was fun while it lasted, but now your face is starting to look like a road map of every bad idea you’ve ever had.

Stop looking like a worn-out leather boot.

We threw together the heavy artillery to reverse the damage. This isn't some dainty beauty routine; it’s a tactical strike against time itself. We’ve combined our most potent, sinful, and damn effective elixirs to smooth out the cracks and make you look like you actually sleep eight hours a night (even if we both know you don’t).

WHAT’S IN THE ARSENAL:

  • Magic Mushrooms Face Serum: This is the magic potion. Packed with Lion’s Mane extract, it doesn't make you hallucinate, but the results are trippy enough. It hydrates deep, harmonizes your skin, and erases the evidence of your "experienced" past.

  • Face Wash Midnight Musk: Dick Johnson's new Midnight Musk Face Wash is a moisturizing and refreshing face wash for all men. It lathers richly, leaving skin clean, moisturized, and radiant.

    The face wash's gentle yet hydrating and refreshing effect comes from natural ingredients like fermented black tea and kombucha. Its beneficial bacteria help cleanse the skin of impurities and maintain the balance of delicate skin cells.

  • God Spray: Divine intervention for your face. One spray calms inflammation, reduces puffiness, and gives you that "I’m fresh as hell" feeling. Use it to lock in the moisture and keep the devil (dryness) away.

THE RESULT:

You, but better. Less wrinkles, more swagger. Use this bundle daily, and people might just start asking for your ID again.

Get the bundle. Save your face.
Quantity

Dick Johnson Face Wash (Value: €17.99)

Magic Mushroom Serum (Value: €29.99)

God Spray (Value: €19,99)

BONUS: Parfum "True Whiskey" (Value: €59.99)
Total Value: €127.96
Today's Price:
€64,90

GUTTER TIER VS. GOD TIER

THAT HAIRY OLD BAR OF SOAP

Look at it. It’s cracked, it’s dry, and it’s got a curly hair stuck to it that definitely isn't yours. This sad little brick has been sitting in a puddle of its own misery since 1998. It strips your skin like sandpaper and leaves you looking as dry and dusty as an abandoned warehouse. Stop washing your face with regret.

THE DICK JOHNSON ARSENAL 

This isn't just skincare; it’s a resurrection kit. We’re talking premium, sinfully effective elixirs that slap the fatigue right off your face. It smells like victory, feels like a fresh start, and works harder than you do on a Monday. This is for the man who wants to look like he owns the building, not like he just fell off it.

It's high time to let that sad old soap rest.

Skeptical? Good. You Should Be.

I don't have time for this.

It takes less time than brushing your teeth. 2 minutes in the morning. That’s it.

Is this just overpriced soap?

Soap dries you out and makes you look older. This adds nutrients back into your skin. It’s fuel, not just cleaning.

What if it doesn't work?

We back it up. If you don't see a difference in the mirror, we don't want your money.

Maybe I should sit on it and think for a while?

There's no guarantee this offer will be here when you come to your senses. Grab it now, test it yourself. 100% Money back guarantee - if you don't see a change you'll get your money back.

Will the Magic Face Serum make me see dragons?

No. The only thing you’ll be tripping on is how good you look in the mirror. Lion's Mane is for repairing your cells, not frying your brain. Keep the partying to the weekends; this is for the recovery.

Is having a skincare routine unmanly?

You know what’s unmanly? Complaining about dry, itchy skin and looking like a worn-out saddle. Taking care of your equipment is Rule #1 of being a man. Do you not change the oil in your car? Same logic.

Can I use these products on my balls?

We knew you’d ask. Look, these are premium formulas designed for the delicate skin on your face. You can put them downstairs—it’s a free country—but it’s like pouring 18-year-old whiskey into a Diet Coke. A waste of the good stuff. Stick to our ball wax for the crown jewels.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Is this complicated?

If you can open a beer, you can do this.

Step 1: Wash your face (get the dirt off).

Step 2: Spray the God Spray (toning).

Step 3: Slap on the Serum (repair).

Step 4: Finish with the Cream (moisture). It takes 30 seconds. You spend longer than that looking for the remote.

Will this erase the wrinkles from my 20s?

We’re selling cosmetics, not time travel. We can’t undo the decade you spent smoking and staring at the sun, but we can plump up the skin, smooth out the rough patches, and stop you from aging any faster. Think of it as damage control for a life well-lived.

You're not getting any younger, but this offer may get old. 
Don't let this bundle slip by like yesterday.

It's time. Make a decision.

THE TRANSFORMATION: FROM WRECK TO LEGEND

BEFORE: THE MORNING AFTER A DECADE-LONG BENDER

Let’s not sugarcoat it. You look like you’ve been dragged through a gravel pit backwards. Your skin is dry as a desert, your face has more cracks than a sidewalk in Detroit, and the bags under your eyes are big enough to carry your groceries. You look like stress, bad whiskey, and sleepless nights had a baby, and that baby is your face. 

VS

AFTER: CHEATING THE REAPER

Suddenly, you look like you actually drink water and sleep in a bed instead of a ditch. The cracks are filled, the redness is gone, and that "I’m dying inside" look has been replaced by the glow of a man who owns the room. You don’t look like you’ve had work done; you just look like the best, most dangerous version of yourself. You’re still you, just resurrected.

Don't let another day age you.
Act now.

Clock's ticking.
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH
The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle HIDE Dick Johnson GmbH

The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle

€64,90
€127,96

THE ANTI-AGING BUNDLE: CHEAT DEATH, LOOK LIKE A GOD.

Let’s be honest. You’ve lived a life. Late nights, questionable decisions, and the kind of stress that would kill a lesser man. It was fun while it lasted, but now your face is starting to look like a road map of every bad idea you’ve ever had.

Stop looking like a worn-out leather boot.

We threw together the heavy artillery to reverse the damage. This isn't some dainty beauty routine; it’s a tactical strike against time itself. We’ve combined our most potent, sinful, and damn effective elixirs to smooth out the cracks and make you look like you actually sleep eight hours a night (even if we both know you don’t).

WHAT’S IN THE ARSENAL:

  • Magic Mushrooms Face Serum: This is the magic potion. Packed with Lion’s Mane extract, it doesn't make you hallucinate, but the results are trippy enough. It hydrates deep, harmonizes your skin, and erases the evidence of your "experienced" past.

  • Face Wash Midnight Musk: Dick Johnson's new Midnight Musk Face Wash is a moisturizing and refreshing face wash for all men. It lathers richly, leaving skin clean, moisturized, and radiant.

    The face wash's gentle yet hydrating and refreshing effect comes from natural ingredients like fermented black tea and kombucha. Its beneficial bacteria help cleanse the skin of impurities and maintain the balance of delicate skin cells.

  • God Spray: Divine intervention for your face. One spray calms inflammation, reduces puffiness, and gives you that "I’m fresh as hell" feeling. Use it to lock in the moisture and keep the devil (dryness) away.

THE RESULT:

You, but better. Less wrinkles, more swagger. Use this bundle daily, and people might just start asking for your ID again.

Get the bundle. Save your face.

Are you still not convinced? After all of this?
Listen to the choir sing

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ObiWanKeno
Perfekt !

Ich liebe das Zeug....muss aufpassen zu viel aufzutragen. Wird auf jeden Fall wieder gekauft.

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Jay-Pi
Einfach göttlich,...

Es riecht sehr maskulin und gibt einem, vor allem im Sommer, einen geilen Frischkick ins Gesicht. Zwei, drei Pumpstöße direkt ins Gesicht und man fühlt sich sofort frisch und belebt - wie auferstanden eben. Ist auch einfach mal was anderes als Cremé. Man hat dabei immer den Gedanken, seiner Gesichtshaut etwas gutes zu tun, weil man den "Dick´s" einfach vertrauen kann. ;)

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Lorenz
Sensationeller Herrenduft

Um es vorweg zu sagen:
Nachdem ich das Parfum aufgelegt habe, hat sich meine Frau nicht nackt gegen mich geworfen.
Ich kann euch aber beruhigen, das True Whiskey riecht fantastisch. Entgegen vieler Aussagen, es würde nicht lange halten, möchte ich sagen, dass es auch am nächsten Tag (24 Stunden) noch angenehm duftet. Ein Druck auf die Flasche reicht dafür aus !
Das Parfum habe ich als Neukunde bestellt. Die Werbung ist geil, hat mit gefallen und der Duft passt einfach für Männer.

D
Daniel Zinke

Sehr schnelle Lieferung und der Duft ist einfach der Wahnsinn. Ich werde definitiv wieder bestellen.

C
Christian Koch
Geiler Duft

Gern werde ich euren anderen Düfte noch bestellen da sie sehr kernig sowohl auch verführerisch sind.

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